- how to write in Japanese using three different sets of ideograms
- how Japanese names are given based on the concepts they represent
- how simple counting and maths can be using the Japanese numerical system
- how to say the right Japanese greeting for each part of the day
- how to use the right honorific to show respect
- how supposedly authentic Japanese words used in English don't have the same pronunciation in Japanese.
The Japanese Alphabet
To the uninitiated, Japanese writing cannot be said to have an alphabet because it consists of characters. Or, more specifically, it's hard to connect the concept of an alphabet with so many ideograms, considering that the very word 'alphabet' derives from the Greek 'alpha+beta'. In other words, A and B. In a sense, the Old English word 'stæfræw', meaning 'row of letters' is a better definition of 'alphabet'. And it better represents the concept of Japan's alphabet, even if the rows in question are not letters as we know them.
- kanji is used to write names - given names and surnames, as well as places, numbers and to indicate the start of a new (hiragana) word.
- hiragana is reserved for authentically Japanese words
- katakana represents words imported from other languages, including English
Numbers in Japanese
If the Japanese alphabet seems complicated, you might feel assured that learning and using numbers in Japanese is a straightforward process. Indeed, once you master the first 10 numbers, it could hardly be easier. Have you ever wondered why our numbers' names don't follow any particular pattern? How is it that we go from 'ten' to 'eleven', and where did 'twelve' come from? Why do our numbers finally find a form to follow only at thirteen? The numbers we know and use today reflect their German origins. Today's German number system has the same oddity as in English, including finding its rhythm at thirteen. By contrast, the Japanese number system is logical in the extreme. It too includes numbers 1-9 and includes zero. The only confusing part about using numbers in Japanese is that they can be represented differently. Kanji is used for less formal occasions while hiragana is generally used on formal documents. Note that Arabic numerals are widely used in Japan so, if you're out shopping, you'll be able to read price labels. You nevertheless need to learn how to say numbers in Japanese, so let's go on with our exploration.
- numbers from 0 to 9 are represented by their unique characters
- any number from 10 to 99 features 十 (23 would be 二十三, 45 is 四十五 and 99 looks like 九十九)
- any number from 100 to 999 features 百
- any number from 1,000 to 9,999 features 千
- any number from 10,000 on features 万
Japanese Names
You might never have heard the hoopla surrounding a couple who named their firstborn Hashtag. This was at the dawn of Twitter; apparently those new parents have a passion for 128 characters. If you've never heard of Hashtag, who is now nearly 10 years old, then you've surely heard of Prince, haven't you? At the height of his fame, he changed his name to a symbol. that was supposed to be read 'The artist (formerly known as Prince)', parentheses and all. Even though most countries have guidelines for acceptable names, it's clear to see that western societies enjoy quite a bit of latitude when it comes to naming their kids. By contrast, if you're naming a child in Japan, you'd better have a good reason for deviating from their lists of approved names. And even if you do, you will not be allowed to name your child Satan, Devil or any other blasphemous or derogatory concept. Yes, concept. Because Japanese names, while on the surface perfectly ordinary, generally reflect deeper cultural values. Take the girl's name Umiko, as an example. It translates to Plum Blossom Child - evocative, meaningful... lovely. But that's not all there is to Umiko's story. Plum trees tend to blossom in adverse conditions - in snow and the chill of early spring, so assigning your daughter the Umiko name endows her with resilience and strength. Men looking to marry favour women named Umiko; it is considered a good, wifely name. Another popular method of choosing a name is by counting the number of pen strokes it takes to write it. Just like most other cultures, Japan has lucky and unlucky numbers; one way to shower luck on your newborn's life is to choose a name that takes a certain set of strokes to write. Beware of choosing an unlucky name, though; those that take a certain number of strokes to write could imbue your child with a lifetime of misfortune. Now, read more about Japan's unique naming practices...
Japanese Words and Phrases
こんにちは! Kon ni chiwa! Hello to you - yes, that is exactly what that says. It also means 'good afternoon' - as opposed to 'good morning' (おはようございます -ohayou gozaimasu) or 'good evening' (こんばんは - konbanwa). What about goodnight in Japanese? That would be おやすみ - oyasumi. Aren't Japanese greetings deliciously specific? Sometimes, people will practise an commonly-known word or phrase and spout it to support their claim of speaking a foreign language. Friends' Monica Geller is famous for a French line that... well, let's just say that, by using this trick, she possibly bit off more than she might have wanted to chew. That doesn't mean you should never greet your Japanese language teacher with a sincere こんにちは... or does it? In Japan, politeness and formality are hallmarks of the culture, thus, you should only greet your teacher - a person of authority and senior to you in that manner only if it is, in fact, after noon. Otherwise, you should greet them by the appropriate time-of-day greeting. As politeness is paramount, it should come as no surprise that is more than one way to say 'please' in Japanese, and they each apply to a different situation or condition.- use kudasai (下さい, or simplyさい) when you want your mum to hand you something from the far end of the table, or if you're giving the waitstaff your order in a restaurant. You can also use it to ask someone to sit down, or if you can borrow something.
- use chōdai (頂戴 - or, as it is more often seen: ちょうだい) if you want a sip from a mate's drink. This 'please' is very informal
- o negai shimasu (お願いします) is the default please, suitable for all situations
- use dōzo (どうぞ) when giving permission - say, if your friend wants to borrow your book; it's the same as 'please do' in English
- puriizu (プリーズ), this is please in katakana; a very informal 'please'; it's best to use it as sparingly as possible.

Japanese Pronunciation
If you're like most students, as you learn how to speak Japanese you'll want to pick up some cute Japanese words and other random words that sound cool. To close out this article, Superprof obliges. Your first dose of Japanese cuteness is, of course, kawaii (かわいい). The Culture of Cute prevails in Japan, that land of Totoro and Hello, Kitty; even mecha and horror anime feature kawaii elements. And of all the kawaii you can find in Japan, none is more endearing than decora (デコラ). Do you remember when you were a small child, plastering stickers all over yourself and running around the house thus-decorated? Maybe you even put a pillowcase on your head to pretend you had long hair... that, in essence, describes decora, a style that calls for one to decorate oneself using a variety of accessories. While out and about showing off your decora, you may say this utterly adorable Japanese phrase: Hoshi ga hoshii (星が欲しい) - literally 'I want a star'. Dreamy, no? In just about every language, repeating syllables call forth images of chubby-cheeked babies saying their first words: mama, dada and so on. However, it would be hard to beat the sheer cuteness of the Japanese word for peach. You would say momo (もも) whether you're describing the fruit or the colour. Do you watch anime? If so, you've likely heard the word dokidoki (ドキドキ) more than once. It's the Japanese language equivalent of 'heart going pitter-patter'; it means 'throb' as in 'heartthrob' and it's meant to convey a fast-beating heart. You might say dokidoki when eating moshi (もち), those adorable cakes made of glutinous rice. There is so much more to Japanese than using using the right honorifics and saying cute words the right way but ending this article that way invites you to a deeper dive into Japanese words and phrases...Summarise with AI:

















